11:15pm

In the last 15 minutes, I've:

• Realized that the baby shower starts 2 hours earlier than I realized.
  
• Panicked about the head opening on the onesie.
  
• Learned about the head circumference of young baby boys.
  
• Slipped the onesie over my thigh (oh, yes, I'm serious) to make sure it was big enough to match the head circumference.
  
• Rented Just Like Heaven on Pay-Per-View.
  
• Lost my F hook.
  

Things are going... OK.